The times when cows kissing is a turn on..
It’s true that I’m a hopeless romantic.
I get emotional at the smallest gesture of love.
I tear up at the slightest hint of self sacrifice.
I live for unending stories of romance and drama.
I even cried when I watched Wall-E. I know I know, don’t say it..!!
And now I’m addicted to sappy Korean/Jap/Taiwanese dramas. Yes, the ones with unending challenges and fail people in love (who should really use their brains a little more actually..). The ones where they go through countless trials and tribulations only to be reunited with their ‘one love’. Yes, THOSE dramas.
Can you imagine how many litres of tears I’ve spent on Boys Over Flowers alone?! Despite the fact that the girl is plain pathetic and annoying, I’m pretty sure thats more than 2 packets of tissue wasted already. Thanks a lot for starting the trend Jon -.-
This is romance. Don’t you just wanna go “..awwwwwwwww~” ?
And I’m not sure about the relevance, but these sort of lovey dovey posts have been cropping up frequently. You know the type - not the simple statement of ‘I love you’ or ‘I miss him/her’ but the really sappy, puke-inducing ones. And as much as i’d love to read, I just can’t take it. It just seems too.. ridiculous… somehow.
I wonder if it’s just me?
Maybe I’m just not as open to expressing myself as they are. LOL. Though I still dissapprove of extreme displays of PDAs. Like the one I unfortunately witnessed today.
I can understand the thrill of making out (sexually) in public, but honestly, whats with the 10 minute++ long french kissing?! Oh yeah, imagine the slobbery sound effects too.. on some high-tech sounds effect machinery (sorry I fail then it comes to tech stuff).
Then imagine yourself cowering behind a computer screen trying to just finish printing your stuff and get the hell out of there before it becomes your private cinema. Not porn, but just plain sloberry, slimy, liplocking. They weren’t good looking or hot either. B-O-R-I-N-G!
Even this looks better than them.
Like the movie Twilight - where they spent (minutes?) ALMOST kissing and then finishing a fight in less than half that time. Must’ve been all those vegetarian blood they consume - honestly they all look like a bunch of drug addicts (Twilight fans don’t kill me pls!)
But I digress. Back to my story: I’d almost wished they’d get on with it just so SOMETHING actually happens. Believe me, if you want bee-stung lips like Angelina Jolie, this is NOT the way to get it.
As for me? I got emotional all right… irritation.
I hope they fall off the damn chair.
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ps. Has she REALLY been that bald all this while?
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