First lunching experience of the year

By Sherry, January 2, 2010 5:11 am

You know what annoys me?

Matching perfectly beautiful jewellery with a gorgeous dress. So whats the problem? Let me tell you how NOT to match a statement one shouldered dress with a statement choker/bib necklace.

You do NOT match something like this

with something like this

as pretty as each individual piece look, im pretty sure you agree with me that they do NOT go well together. Pretty much the same way leopard prints and zebra prints do NOT go well together.

those were the closest pics I could find, but they’re almost the same shades. oh yeah.. and pair that outfit up with a pair of chandelier earrings and blingy silver heels. Blingy as in sequins. the cheap kind you find in school stationary shops for art class. Blah.

I’m not sure if the statement was to announce if she’s colour blind, shape blind, visually impaired, a drag queen, or not enough money to buy a simple diamond set.

Well, some of your will probably be thinking, ‘whatever lah, just let her be..’ which wouldn’t be much of a problem… unless she she had a fake girlish, effing high-pitched voice. The kind which is so sugary sweet it makes you get diabetes.

Imagine, 2 hours sitting right behind her, listening to her giggling to her partner about… believe it or not, other ppl’s cheap taste in fashion. The irony.

I smiled at her and told her I could see her push up bra. She hates me now. Oh, the joy.

2 Responses to “First lunching experience of the year”

  • By Sam, January 2, 2010 @ 5:17 am

    this totally makes me laugh somehow babe LOL

  • By CathyC, January 19, 2010 @ 1:53 am

    LOL. My oh my. I don’t know why but somehow I know who is this. Correct me if I am wrong, babe :P

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