Category: Random Nonsense

Lazyness vs Guilt

By Sherry, January 13, 2010 2:22 pm

I have this weird nagging feeling inside me, that i should put up an update.

The problem is, i don’t feel like doing one.

But then i felt guilt ridden once again for abandoning it - and it’s not like i have exams or assignments as an excuse anymore. Darn.

But really now, since its a personal blog, I have the right to not update if i don’t want to, right?

So why do i feel this urge and guilt to actually post something up?

Besides its not like ppl actually care what I write about - okay, so maybe you do - but i shall pretend that nobody cares anyways, just to soothe my conscious :P

And yet, knowing that there is something to posts - actually, a LOT of somethings - doesn’t help with the conscious soothing. And don’t you dare give me that look! I meant to!! i really did…. :(

So now you’re thinking “stfu and post up some pictures!” and I must agree that those might have been lacking - especially since the new year. but really now, do you know how long it takes to upload pictures??!! longer than 1 second thats what!

Oh dear, I’m quite ranty aren’t i? :(

So to update or not to update?

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You know what? this is an update already. So there.
Take it or leave it you annoying guilt bug >(

ps. im a genius.

Aunt Sarah

By Sherry, September 11, 2009 4:57 pm

Spring is finally here - yay!

I’m just glad i can wear a simple tank top or dress out and not worry about the cold… though the winds can be pretty harsh if you’re petite =\

so many things have been going on and I’m really sorry if i hadn’t replied your e-mails or msges. Its just really difficult sometimes and it’s not really something I can talk about as well. Added to the fact that I haven’t been sleeping well either, I hope you’ll forgive the recent less-than-jovial mood swings I’m in.

I’ll be back online in a few days, so don’t worry. BUT i don’t really want to talk about it, so please humor me and don’t ask? Would really appreciate it.

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Anyways, I met the sweetest old lady today at the ice-cream store…

I was a little upset over something and decided to give myself a treat - Ren, WY, please DO NOT give me THAT look… - but you know me and my indecision issues. So erm.. I kinda stood in front of the counter wondering if i should… or shouldn’t… get one. And IF i do, what should i get… and well, it took me almost 20 minutes. I think I made the girl over the counter a little pissed with me.. =\

Then this really hip looking grandma came tottering in. She has really cool purple socks and high-waisted jeans. And sunnies. Damn cool seriously. :D

So we both stood there deciding what to order. For another 10 minutes. (the girl over the counter was obviously annoyed so she went back in and told us to give a call when we’re ‘ready’)

Then miss hip-grandma smiled at me, which is kinda sweet considering I didn’t see any gross black holes in places of teeth. Although they might be fake, but who cares.

Then we both stood there to talk. She told me about her daughter who’s a manager… and her granddaughter who’s studying medicine… and her brother who ran off to Europe…

And the girl over the counter came back to check on us.. stood around for another 5 minutes, and went back inside. Yeap, she’s definitely annoyed with us.

So Aunt Sarah (the granny) asked if I wanted some ice-cream.. on her treat. And obviously I’m a little hesitant. Its not nice to have her pay after all. So we argued a little. For another 5 minutes.

I gave in. And then we argued about which flavour is best. For another 5 minutes.

And she asked if i liked nuts. And we stood there talking about the different types of nuts and the goodness of it. For another 10 minutes.

The girl over the counter came out to serve another customer. She didn’t give us a glance. I think she gave up.

So we both left.

Saw the sun shining bring. And so we talked about what a good day it is.. for another 5 minutes…

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and THAT is how an hour of my day went. Totally random post, but I just felt like updating.

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PS.
And to my dear darling fan who called me a ‘fat bitch’. I found your picture.
Don’t make me post it up you retarded obese pig.

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When the sun isn’t coming through.

By Sherry, August 21, 2009 9:11 am

It’s 8.33am, and I feel like crap (look like crap too, but that’s another story).
Not that there’s anything new there.

Haven’t been sleeping well lately. For some reason, I kept tossing and turning throughout the night. Not to mention the totally random dreams - the type which makes you go WTF?! when you wake up. And i wake up feeling like I never slept at all. Annoying.

On the plus side, someone bought me egg tarts. Which, okay, may not be a good thing exactly with the calories and sugar and stuff. But when you’re looking at good food, who cares about the technicalities… right? :P

This is totally random, but I feel like buying a hair curler. To curl my hair. And make my hair go all curly and shiny. I’m repeating myself aren’t I? wtf.

But then again, it’s not like I actually know how to use one. I have this strange fear of ending up looking like one of those old ah poh’s permed hairs. wtf. And I wonder how long does it actually take to curl one’s hair - especially one with thick hair. Not to mention I’m awfully lazy as well.

*sigh* And it’s not even cheap.

I just scratched my leg wtf and you know what?
My skin is so dry, it has scales. Not kidding.
I’m awfully dehydrated. Like a wrinkled prune. Like seriously.
Oh darling body lotion, where art thou?

Don’t nag. I know!!

I don’t even know what’s the point of this post.
It’s a gloomy morning. And I feel so stoned.
Maybe that’s it.

Meh. Bugger BCB.

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ps. Should I get a hair curler? =\

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Update:

I . HATE . CALCULATIONS
@#$%&#%*#@+!!!

Touch my Body - Korean version

By Sherry, May 19, 2009 9:23 pm

I don’t know… its just funny!

lol. so whats YOUR version of the song?

THIS is EPIC

By Sherry, April 2, 2009 10:35 am

Received this in an e-mail and its just something i absolutely HAVE to post up…

Question: This is a picture of a table up for sale.
How do you know the table is sold by a man?

just another classic..

..EPIC FAIL!!!

*read the comments to find out if you can’t spot the answer :P

Photoshop-deprived Syndrome

I MISS MY PHOTOSHOP!!! *wuuuuuuu T_________T*


A picture from ages ago.
love it just because my legs look so awesomely long… :P

That’s the reason you have not been seeing photo’s here lately other than the fact that I haven’t taken any *ahem*. I’m sorry for being reclusive, but I super tak tahan with my cacat photography skills lor! Not to mention the fact that I’m super vain (although there is no way I can compete with the *cough cough* ‘leng zhai’ *cough* downstairs) and no way am I letting pictures of me looking my very worse without proper foundation and eyebags go online.

NO WAY I TELL YOU!!!

Let me tell you a little grandma story: I was so bored the other day, staring into space, wondering what to do (I don’t count assignment as something to do, it’s more of a ‘have to do’ which I hate, but then again, who doesn’t. But i digress..) and i came up with the absolutely GENIUS idea of camwhoring. Not that I did much of it - got bored after like.. erm.. 3 shots? Sorry you professional camwhores. I know you’re uber dissappointed in me, by my lack of dedication to whats considered and essential chickblog skill (oh wait, is this even a chickblog??).

Well, as I was saying, normally I would have been more than happy to release those oh-so-cute *gag* pictures of me (NOT!) but there is no way I could ever inflict such cuteness into you without first toning it down with photoshop right??! I mean, I’m so totally awesome you’d go blind with admiration and then what if you start stalking me????!*ahem*

Okay, back to the topic before I fall head over heels in love with myself (AGAIN!).

I see my goals.
I am focused!
I am confident!
I am assertive!
I will achive my goals!
I will reach for the stars!

I WILL GET MY PHOTOSHOP!!!!!

WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So till then, be patient. Cheers. Bye. ^^

ps. Sugar overload. Sorry.
pps. Journal due friday and essay due monday. And I’m here still procrastinating. I’m so freaking awesome I proclaim myself my new hero. All hail ME!!!

Season’s Greetings

By Sherry, December 25, 2008 8:54 am

Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year

Here’s a little advice for those midnight soirées and celebrations (trust me - I’ve been there, done that):-

Firstly, if possible, do not get pissed drunk unless its for that express reason that you’re there - or if you really had to, please, PLEASE do not drive. You’d probably end up scaring your passenger who might be unfortunately, not as pissed drunk as you.

Secondly, do not get pissed drunk only to make out with some girl, and then call up a friend of the girl the next morning afternoon evening to complain that she wouldn’t leave you alone. Its really bad manners.

Thirdly, do not get pissed drunk alone. You’d probably end up waking to find horridly embarrassing pictures of yourself in stupid poses - especially if you have sadistic friends like me. Get everyone else drunk with you and hopefully, they’ll pass out before you do. It’s safer this way.

Fourthly, in the later hours after the remains of the party has been leveled to  retards  walking around in zombie-like manner, its best to carry around  some form of body armor (a tray would do just fine) just in case you meet some freakish ghoul in the hallways looking for someone something they can puke into.

Fifthly, camwhoring after heavy drinking with bloodshot eyes is not a good idea. Especially when you are using other people’s camera and you have no way of editing it before the world gets to it.

Finally, live the moment. It’s a good time to be with people you care for, or even if you’d rather be alone, do NOT go to bed at 9pm complaining of headaches no matter what the reasons only to wake up grumbling at midnight when the sounds and sights of fireworks lighten the sky.

p.s- HAVE FUN WELCOMING 2009!

By Sherry, November 14, 2008 5:21 am

Subject due: IPD / MLit
Date due: less than 24 hours. tomorrow. Friday
Amount due: 4500 words. 2000 words + 2500 words.
Status: 0.5% completed.
Comments: I am doomed.

Well, at least my IPD weblog is set up although its still empty. Love the title, with thanks to Stan. I’m sorry the original idea for the URL couldn’t be used, although I do admit that it would be pretty unique url - albeit one thats a little difficult to remember. Here’s a little something from the man himself. LOL.

‘Abbreviations’ according to Stan Leong

” nowadays abbreviations are part and parcel of our daily shits. We LOL at our friends’ blind dates, scream wtf when they do it without a condom and finally end up rotfl after they come to classes with hangovers”

I like his definition more than the generic dictionary one. Don’t you agree? :-P

I’ll post up the link to this blog later so you can judge my writing skills- after its been graded. Hehe.

Don’t ask me how I’m gonna complete this. But if I can survive Barney the retarded purple dinosaur when i was five, I can most definitely survive this. I hope.

Thanks to Mel, who’s oh-so-nice to bring me out, despite the rather sudden and random request from me, I’m feeling slightly more clearheaded now. Originally planning to go to McD Old Town, we instead made another random decision to go to Sushi King. Hmm. I really should stop spending shouldn’t I? =\

And oh, Emily, if you ever read this, did you know that there’s a girl, who looks very very very similar to you? @_@ like, really. I shall not mention how we embarassed ourselves here screaming out loud to the wrong person.

It’s almost 5am and i still have yet to start. I’ve done like, nada. I’m serious.

If you happen to be a classmate of mine, who happened to read this.. I know what you’re thinking. Im soweeeeeeeee. And yes, I’m totally awesome.

And before you start nagging/yelling/being angry/being disappointed/stopped breathing/got heart attack/turn speechless, chill… Please give me a chance to explain my excuse reason first. I have not started because…….. the internet isn’t working!!!!! How am i supposed to Google for information if my blardy internet refuses to work right?? Its not my fault. really… :-(

And NO! The internet is not working just because i managed to draft this post. hmph. It just so happens that this page was already opened, and drafting a post does not require an internet connection - it just means it does not automatically save this.

Pray for me. I have absolutely no idea how to finish this on time.

Damn internet. WHY DOES IT NEVER WORK WHEN YOU NEED IT TO??!! hmph.

If I fail, can I sue Streamyx?

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