Category: Random Nonsense

Word.

By Sherry, August 6, 2010 3:28 am

oh hai. i ish back. again.

and yes, its assignment time. again. (when else would i pick up my lazy butt  out of my nice warm bed to come here and post more nonsense?) oh yes, and i’m in a deep pickle seeing as i’m still stuck where i was 4 days ago with no hope of redemption by morning. oh woe!

i’ve done everything - from facebook stalking, to replying long-delayed emails, to giving myself a haircut.  The excuse to be busy is much utilised though, especially due to a recent spate of high drama-ness. One brick falls and the whole wall comes tumbling after. Murphy’s Law indeed.

One thing i realised after stalking facebook pictures is that everyone else seems to be getting thinner and thinner. and i’m growing chubbier by the day. fml. Did I miss something? How can i not get the memo??? Perhaps its time i put myself on diet… not that history presented a very convincing support to the case. Haha i need more discipline, thats for sure. And better time management. And less procrastination. *ahem*

A random picture from i-don’t-know-when while testing out my new baby <3

Introducing New Housemate, Resident Housemate, my Doppelganger and Ex-Housemate.
Now we can start producing the first season of Desperate Housemates. wtf.

Its amazing how I’m motivated to do the things I would ordinarily not do when I  have something that I should do. And then self-obsessing with the guilt that consumes while I’m doing something that I should not be doing because there is something else that i have to do. But knowing that I have to do that something which I have not been doing eventually anyways kinda puts me into more of a mood to do other things that has nothing to do with that something i’ve got to do. Darn.

So here’s more of something I should not be doing, but yet i’m doing to fulfill my perverse pleasure of being stressed when that something is finally due:

Kudos to the amazingly (and grossly) limber tofu hand model, Snowy. Don’t ask.
You’d understand if you knew her.

Munching on Milo cereal is a baaaaaad way of staying up. Its overly addictive and no better than the packet of strawberry sour straps i have next too me. Or the sweet chilli and sour cream Doritos. Or the bar of Lindt chocolate on the top shelf. Oops.

(…and i wonder why i keep getting fatter *sigh*)

On the bright side (if there is a bright side to staying up late supposedly to work, but end up doing everything but!) at least I think i’m starting to deal with the recent scar to my heart. No worries as my ever resourceful (but lazy) internal workers are doing their very best to patch up the gaping hole. Probably fill it with plaster of paris or something. After all, it wouldn’t do to make it so hard to penetrate the armor, would it? :)

If you’ve managed to keep up with my ramblings so far, good for you! (although i’ll still be wondering why you’d want to). If you haven’t, well, at least you’re reading this! :D

Holidays’s over. Hello blog.

By Sherry, April 13, 2010 11:58 pm

Oh hai, I am back!!!!!

Back in Adelaide that is, and therefore there is nothing else to do but to update in this sad little town. Not that the lovable housemates aren’t fun - I so totally heart them to bits! - but they drive me totally nuts with all the kawaii Japanese talk and and being frustratingly lame. And yes, they can walk. Miraculous ain’t it?  

Weather is turning cold, guess its time to bring out those winter coats. Yays! Eat that you ppl in Malaysia! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA although its not a good thing if its too nice to sleep in… not that I’ve missed classes or anything *cough*. But lets get back to the main point…. it’s nice and cool!!! :D

Random picture, just because I have nothing else to upload. Met them on Rundle Mall making rounds. Not quite sure what they’re promoting but they looked cool anyways!

Random, according to Snowy:

“What’s the difference between jumping down from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?”
“Er… you die from the 20th floor, but you will cacat from the 2nd floor?”
“Nope. When you jump from the 2nd floor, you go AAAHHH *dunk*. And when you jump from the 20th floor, you go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*dunk*”

*please laugh kthxbye*

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ps. I finally bought my journal!! Its fate that we fell in love at first sight. I guess nothing beats good ol’ pen and paper <3

pps. I think if forgot how to blog. Seeing as how totally pointless this post is. :P

Lazyness vs Guilt

By Sherry, January 13, 2010 2:22 pm

I have this weird nagging feeling inside me, that i should put up an update.

The problem is, i don’t feel like doing one.

But then i felt guilt ridden once again for abandoning it - and it’s not like i have exams or assignments as an excuse anymore. Darn.

But really now, since its a personal blog, I have the right to not update if i don’t want to, right?

So why do i feel this urge and guilt to actually post something up?

Besides its not like ppl actually care what I write about - okay, so maybe you do - but i shall pretend that nobody cares anyways, just to soothe my conscious :P

And yet, knowing that there is something to posts - actually, a LOT of somethings - doesn’t help with the conscious soothing. And don’t you dare give me that look! I meant to!! i really did…. :(

So now you’re thinking “stfu and post up some pictures!” and I must agree that those might have been lacking - especially since the new year. but really now, do you know how long it takes to upload pictures??!! longer than 1 second thats what!

Oh dear, I’m quite ranty aren’t i? :(

So to update or not to update?

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You know what? this is an update already. So there.
Take it or leave it you annoying guilt bug >(

ps. im a genius.

Aunt Sarah

By Sherry, September 11, 2009 4:57 pm

Spring is finally here - yay!

I’m just glad i can wear a simple tank top or dress out and not worry about the cold… though the winds can be pretty harsh if you’re petite =\

so many things have been going on and I’m really sorry if i hadn’t replied your e-mails or msges. Its just really difficult sometimes and it’s not really something I can talk about as well. Added to the fact that I haven’t been sleeping well either, I hope you’ll forgive the recent less-than-jovial mood swings I’m in.

I’ll be back online in a few days, so don’t worry. BUT i don’t really want to talk about it, so please humor me and don’t ask? Would really appreciate it.

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Anyways, I met the sweetest old lady today at the ice-cream store…

I was a little upset over something and decided to give myself a treat - Ren, WY, please DO NOT give me THAT look… - but you know me and my indecision issues. So erm.. I kinda stood in front of the counter wondering if i should… or shouldn’t… get one. And IF i do, what should i get… and well, it took me almost 20 minutes. I think I made the girl over the counter a little pissed with me.. =\

Then this really hip looking grandma came tottering in. She has really cool purple socks and high-waisted jeans. And sunnies. Damn cool seriously. :D

So we both stood there deciding what to order. For another 10 minutes. (the girl over the counter was obviously annoyed so she went back in and told us to give a call when we’re ‘ready’)

Then miss hip-grandma smiled at me, which is kinda sweet considering I didn’t see any gross black holes in places of teeth. Although they might be fake, but who cares.

Then we both stood there to talk. She told me about her daughter who’s a manager… and her granddaughter who’s studying medicine… and her brother who ran off to Europe…

And the girl over the counter came back to check on us.. stood around for another 5 minutes, and went back inside. Yeap, she’s definitely annoyed with us.

So Aunt Sarah (the granny) asked if I wanted some ice-cream.. on her treat. And obviously I’m a little hesitant. Its not nice to have her pay after all. So we argued a little. For another 5 minutes.

I gave in. And then we argued about which flavour is best. For another 5 minutes.

And she asked if i liked nuts. And we stood there talking about the different types of nuts and the goodness of it. For another 10 minutes.

The girl over the counter came out to serve another customer. She didn’t give us a glance. I think she gave up.

So we both left.

Saw the sun shining bring. And so we talked about what a good day it is.. for another 5 minutes…

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and THAT is how an hour of my day went. Totally random post, but I just felt like updating.

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PS.
And to my dear darling fan who called me a ‘fat bitch’. I found your picture.
Don’t make me post it up you retarded obese pig.

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When the sun isn’t coming through.

By Sherry, August 21, 2009 9:11 am

It’s 8.33am, and I feel like crap (look like crap too, but that’s another story).
Not that there’s anything new there.

Haven’t been sleeping well lately. For some reason, I kept tossing and turning throughout the night. Not to mention the totally random dreams - the type which makes you go WTF?! when you wake up. And i wake up feeling like I never slept at all. Annoying.

On the plus side, someone bought me egg tarts. Which, okay, may not be a good thing exactly with the calories and sugar and stuff. But when you’re looking at good food, who cares about the technicalities… right? :P

This is totally random, but I feel like buying a hair curler. To curl my hair. And make my hair go all curly and shiny. I’m repeating myself aren’t I? wtf.

But then again, it’s not like I actually know how to use one. I have this strange fear of ending up looking like one of those old ah poh’s permed hairs. wtf. And I wonder how long does it actually take to curl one’s hair - especially one with thick hair. Not to mention I’m awfully lazy as well.

*sigh* And it’s not even cheap.

I just scratched my leg wtf and you know what?
My skin is so dry, it has scales. Not kidding.
I’m awfully dehydrated. Like a wrinkled prune. Like seriously.
Oh darling body lotion, where art thou?

Don’t nag. I know!!

I don’t even know what’s the point of this post.
It’s a gloomy morning. And I feel so stoned.
Maybe that’s it.

Meh. Bugger BCB.

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ps. Should I get a hair curler? =\

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Update:

I . HATE . CALCULATIONS
@#$%&#%*#@+!!!

Touch my Body - Korean version

By Sherry, May 19, 2009 9:23 pm

I don’t know… its just funny!

lol. so whats YOUR version of the song?

THIS is EPIC

By Sherry, April 2, 2009 10:35 am

Received this in an e-mail and its just something i absolutely HAVE to post up…

Question: This is a picture of a table up for sale.
How do you know the table is sold by a man?

just another classic..

..EPIC FAIL!!!

*read the comments to find out if you can’t spot the answer :P

Photoshop-deprived Syndrome

I MISS MY PHOTOSHOP!!! *wuuuuuuu T_________T*


A picture from ages ago.
love it just because my legs look so awesomely long… :P

That’s the reason you have not been seeing photo’s here lately other than the fact that I haven’t taken any *ahem*. I’m sorry for being reclusive, but I super tak tahan with my cacat photography skills lor! Not to mention the fact that I’m super vain (although there is no way I can compete with the *cough cough* ‘leng zhai’ *cough* downstairs) and no way am I letting pictures of me looking my very worse without proper foundation and eyebags go online.

NO WAY I TELL YOU!!!

Let me tell you a little grandma story: I was so bored the other day, staring into space, wondering what to do (I don’t count assignment as something to do, it’s more of a ‘have to do’ which I hate, but then again, who doesn’t. But i digress..) and i came up with the absolutely GENIUS idea of camwhoring. Not that I did much of it - got bored after like.. erm.. 3 shots? Sorry you professional camwhores. I know you’re uber dissappointed in me, by my lack of dedication to whats considered and essential chickblog skill (oh wait, is this even a chickblog??).

Well, as I was saying, normally I would have been more than happy to release those oh-so-cute *gag* pictures of me (NOT!) but there is no way I could ever inflict such cuteness into you without first toning it down with photoshop right??! I mean, I’m so totally awesome you’d go blind with admiration and then what if you start stalking me????!*ahem*

Okay, back to the topic before I fall head over heels in love with myself (AGAIN!).

I see my goals.
I am focused!
I am confident!
I am assertive!
I will achive my goals!
I will reach for the stars!

I WILL GET MY PHOTOSHOP!!!!!

WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So till then, be patient. Cheers. Bye. ^^

ps. Sugar overload. Sorry.
pps. Journal due friday and essay due monday. And I’m here still procrastinating. I’m so freaking awesome I proclaim myself my new hero. All hail ME!!!

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