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By Sherry, December 25, 2008 8:54 am

Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year

Here’s a little advice for those midnight soirées and celebrations (trust me - I’ve been there, done that):-

Firstly, if possible, do not get pissed drunk unless its for that express reason that you’re there - or if you really had to, please, PLEASE do not drive. You’d probably end up scaring your passenger who might be unfortunately, not as pissed drunk as you.

Secondly, do not get pissed drunk only to make out with some girl, and then call up a friend of the girl the next morning afternoon evening to complain that she wouldn’t leave you alone. Its really bad manners.

Thirdly, do not get pissed drunk alone. You’d probably end up waking to find horridly embarrassing pictures of yourself in stupid poses - especially if you have sadistic friends like me. Get everyone else drunk with you and hopefully, they’ll pass out before you do. It’s safer this way.

Fourthly, in the later hours after the remains of the party has been leveled to  retards  walking around in zombie-like manner, its best to carry around  some form of body armor (a tray would do just fine) just in case you meet some freakish ghoul in the hallways looking for someone something they can puke into.

Fifthly, camwhoring after heavy drinking with bloodshot eyes is not a good idea. Especially when you are using other people’s camera and you have no way of editing it before the world gets to it.

Finally, live the moment. It’s a good time to be with people you care for, or even if you’d rather be alone, do NOT go to bed at 9pm complaining of headaches no matter what the reasons only to wake up grumbling at midnight when the sounds and sights of fireworks lighten the sky.

p.s- HAVE FUN WELCOMING 2009!

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By Sherry, November 14, 2008 5:21 am

Subject due: IPD / MLit
Date due: less than 24 hours. tomorrow. Friday
Amount due: 4500 words. 2000 words + 2500 words.
Status: 0.5% completed.
Comments: I am doomed.

Well, at least my IPD weblog is set up although its still empty. Love the title, with thanks to Stan. I’m sorry the original idea for the URL couldn’t be used, although I do admit that it would be pretty unique url - albeit one thats a little difficult to remember. Here’s a little something from the man himself. LOL.

‘Abbreviations’ according to Stan Leong

” nowadays abbreviations are part and parcel of our daily shits. We LOL at our friends’ blind dates, scream wtf when they do it without a condom and finally end up rotfl after they come to classes with hangovers”

I like his definition more than the generic dictionary one. Don’t you agree? :-P

I’ll post up the link to this blog later so you can judge my writing skills- after its been graded. Hehe.

Don’t ask me how I’m gonna complete this. But if I can survive Barney the retarded purple dinosaur when i was five, I can most definitely survive this. I hope.

Thanks to Mel, who’s oh-so-nice to bring me out, despite the rather sudden and random request from me, I’m feeling slightly more clearheaded now. Originally planning to go to McD Old Town, we instead made another random decision to go to Sushi King. Hmm. I really should stop spending shouldn’t I? =\

And oh, Emily, if you ever read this, did you know that there’s a girl, who looks very very very similar to you? @_@ like, really. I shall not mention how we embarassed ourselves here screaming out loud to the wrong person.

It’s almost 5am and i still have yet to start. I’ve done like, nada. I’m serious.

If you happen to be a classmate of mine, who happened to read this.. I know what you’re thinking. Im soweeeeeeeee. And yes, I’m totally awesome.

And before you start nagging/yelling/being angry/being disappointed/stopped breathing/got heart attack/turn speechless, chill… Please give me a chance to explain my excuse reason first. I have not started because…….. the internet isn’t working!!!!! How am i supposed to Google for information if my blardy internet refuses to work right?? Its not my fault. really… :-(

And NO! The internet is not working just because i managed to draft this post. hmph. It just so happens that this page was already opened, and drafting a post does not require an internet connection - it just means it does not automatically save this.

Pray for me. I have absolutely no idea how to finish this on time.

Damn internet. WHY DOES IT NEVER WORK WHEN YOU NEED IT TO??!! hmph.

If I fail, can I sue Streamyx?

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By Sherry, November 2, 2008 11:00 pm

“Never trust a dog to watch your food.” Patrick, age 10

“When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid? don’t answer.” Hannah, 9

“Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.” Michael, 14

“Stay away from prunes.” Randy, 9

“Never pee on an electric fence.” Robert, 13

“Don’t squat with your spurs on.” Noronha, 13

“Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to.” Emily, 10

“When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.” Taylia,11

“Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.” Traci, 14

“Don’t sneeze in front of mum when you’re eating crackers.” Mitchell,12

“Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac.” Andrew, 9

“Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.” Kyoyo, 9

“You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.” Armir, 9

“Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.” Kellie, 11

“If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.” Naomi, 12

“Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.” Lauren, 9

“Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.” Joel,10

“When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone.” Alyesha, 13

“Never try to baptize a cat.” Eileen, 8

-random email-

Here’s an advice of my own:-

have a good day everyone =)